Monday, June 30, 2008

Ranting on IDIOTS! ( Somehow, just that IDIOT )

GOSH. I fucking hate IDIOTS! 
I think I’m polluted by Jolene. 
It seems like I’ve been using the word BLOODY& IDIOT, just like her. 
Anyway, FUCK THOSE IDIOTS! 

Let me explain about those Idiots. 
There are many kind of Idiots. 

One. ATTENTION STALKERS.
 yes, Jolene, Carmen, FOR SURE you know who I’m talking about. 
Yes, attention stalkers. 
What will you get by getting that?
 But first, you have to be qualified get the “IT”, to be the “DIOT”. 

First, be original. Never ever use what’s used. 
Second, be pretty. Who wants to check on someone who’s okay, UGLY. 
Third, stop acting cute. 
Who wants someone who is UGLY but ADORABLE? 
They don’t want anything UGLY. 
Forth, stop FLIRTING. 
Girls will hate you. 
And apparently, guys will think you’re a SLUT. 
Just stop it. 

Two. CRAPPERS.
Yes, IDIOTS CRAPS A LOT! 
What do they crap about? Something like this. 

IDIOT one: GOSH. She’s like soo prettay! 
IDIOT two: I knaw! I want her BODAY!!! She’s like so skinnay! 
IDIOT one: I knaw! She and I are like, best-friends? 
IDIOT two: Me too! We always hang out, ya’ know. 

They have those fucking accent, which is like, CRAP? If you’re not AMERICAN, don’t FUCKING ACT LIKE ONE. YOU CAN’S EVEN ACT! 

NOTE TO THAT PARTICULAR IDIOT ( or maybe you think you’re one too ): 
I don’t think you’ll ever success for not being an IDIOT. 
Bear this in mind, no one likes you. 

P.S. THERE’LL BE A PART TWO! Stay tuned! 

pld, 
BERN


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Thursday, June 26, 2008

Birthday Updates!


















HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, 
YANG

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Monday, June 23, 2008

At the beginning


Credits to JOLENE LEONG SHU YAO for writing this, for me. 
I promise, I’ll compose something for you. 

Edmund was on his bed in his dark bedroom. It wasn’t usually dark. Well, it is now, but that’s only because he neglected to switch on the lights. Besides, who cares? Suddenly, as if on cue, his cellphone in his pocket rang…

Grunting, Edmund dug out his cellphone. He barely glanced at the sender’s name when his eyes popped wide open. He sat up immediately and stared at it again.

B-E-R-N-I-C-E 

Bernice’s face came into mind as he opened the message. A smile crept across his face. SIX MONTHS!! It had been six months since he last received a message from Bernice. A long river of memories flooded his brain. He and Bernice had been friends since… since… actually, there isn’t a time where he can remember that he had not known Bernice… wow… it has been THAT long…

SENDER: BERNICE
MESSAGE: PIGLET! xDDD

Almost immediately, his smile dissapeared and in its place was a frown. Piglet? Of all things to say – PIGLET?? What the hell??? Revenge was very much needed…

SENDER: EDMUND
MESSAGE: POTATO! :P

He threw his cellphone on his pillow. He watched it plop up and down as it landed safely on his pillow… 
The luminating light from his cellphone screen continued to shine until moments later, it went off.
He closed his eyes and he remembered that day. 
That very boring day with that not-so-boring dinner which he last saw her. 
He was wearing a pink shirt which his mother made him wear. 
Yes, it was BEYOND girly… and it made him look like piglet. 
But Bernice thought it was pretty cute on him. 
His little brother had called Bernice a potato for she was wearing a Tee that somewhat resembled a potato.. 
At least to his little brother anyway…

-Phone vibrates xD-

SENDER: BERNICE
MESSAGE: PIGLET! I BET YOU’RE WEARING IT NOW! 

He paused for a moment. Thinking how he should reply her silly message. He finally decided.

SENDER: EDMUND
MESSAGE: YEA… I’M WEARING THE SHIRT NOW. SO YES, AFTER A GOOD LOOK IN THE MIRROR, I AGREE… I DO LOOK LIKE PIGLET.. 

He wasn’t wearing the shirt. 
Of course not… it’s just a figure or speech… 
He was just about to throw his cellphone onto his pillow again when it vibrated in his hands.
‘Wow… she’s fast‘ thought Edmund.
SENDER: BERNICE
MESSAGE: PIGLETS ARE USUALLY PERASAN. P.S. YOU’RE A PIGLET. 

The figure of Piglet popped out. 
“He’s cute!” He thought. 

SENDER: EDMUND
MESSAGE: PIGLET IS CUTE!!!

He held his cellphone in his hands. 
Quietly waiting for it to vibrate and tell him he has just received a new message from Bernice. 
“Vibrate! Vibrate!!” yelled Edmund.
He looked up at the door only to see his little brother Peter staring at him as if he was some estranged murderer.
“You’ve got issues!” said Kelvin.
“Yeah, well, mind your own business!” said Edmund and he slammed the door in Peter’s face.
Peter shrugged. “Teenagers…”  

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Thursday, June 19, 2008

I WANNA BE A 
VAMPIRE 
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CONFESSIONS

I would like to apologize to 
MALKIT KAUR 
SORRY :)  
If you happen to read this, I’m really sorry. 

STORY: 
We had to do the sketch for Guides. 
Well, my group combined with Malkit’s group. 
THEY FUCKING DID NOT COOPERATE! 
They were busy laughing away. 
Not remembering script. 
Having fun. 
Yes, we fought. 
Why? 
It’s last minute and there’re fucking playing? 
So not cool. 
As usual, I’ll get into the “low” mood. 
And you know what happens. 
I’ll skip that part. 
And yes, sorry to say this. 
But I HATE PEOPLE THAT CRIES! 
Seriously, It doesn’t help. 
And I will just slap you. 
Apparently I didn’t because I wasn’t mad, yet. 
Sorry I just walked away, just like that. 
But you wouldn’t want me to scold you in front of everyone. 
You’ll be the one embarrass. 
ANYWAY, SORRY, once more. 

P/S: I’m quite emotional these few days. So STAY AWAY! 

PLD,
BERN

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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

17.6.08, Tuesday.
Today, was surprisingly, FUN.
We had the first two peroids free, Cik.Tan’s ABSENT, AGAIN!
I forgot what I did, actually.
MORAL was okay.
Recess freaked me out.
I was somehow, busy.
Forgot lots of stuff(s).
Sorry for bumping into you, Xin Ying.
HISTORY was stupid.
Honestly, I wasn’t paying attention.
Then, Pn. Ang asked Rebecca what she was doing.
CRAP! She was reading Loving Danny.
Now here comes the stupid part.
It almost got consfiscated ( bad in spelling, I know. )!
Thanks to the help from Shu Yao& MALKIT!!
Teacher did not appear during GEO, so we had a free peroid, agian!
SCIENCE was awesome.
We had to go around the school to find different spicies of living things from our school.
I was groupped up with Phoebe, Rebecca, Carmen, Nisha& Shu Yao.
It was quite fun because we had 30 minutes.
Which we spent 10 minutes on research and 20 minutes of crap.
Carmen taught us spanish.
Or was it French?
Gosh.
I only remembered Ah-Tun ( Tuna ).
Pn. Vijaya was absent.
So two whole peroid of MATHS, was FREE!
I told Shu Yao my love life.
HAHA.
Ms. Loh, our science teacher, took over the second free peroid.
We had to explain what we found just now.
Phoebe did all the talking, leader’s job.
One thing I hated about that moment was, everyone wanted to POLLUTE me!
Denyse& Chee Lum threw POLLUTED LEAVES at me.
As a normal reaction, you’ll scream, right?
Yes, I did.
Quite normal to the class, so, WHATEVER.
Last peroid, English.
I finished my homework, so, it was some kind of free peroid to me.
:)
AFTER SCHOOL, we had a problem.
No Pelaka to paint our banner.
Malkit wanted Nisha to paint it.
So, she took home.
Which she didn’t know was, THEY WERE THREE GROUPS DESPERATE FOR IT!
But, Divya& Thiru volunterred to finish the painting.
I had no time staying back.
Tuition, yes.
THANKS! I OWE YOU TWO BIG!
After the sketch on the banner, I was free.
Left them both to discuss.
I’m not mean, but I couldn’t understand a word they were talking about.
TAMIL.
Gossiped with ZAHARA!, Adelyn, Chloe, Lai Zhu ( she wasn’t talking much )& Nicole.
Finished everything at home, mostly.

PLD,
BERN

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Monday, June 16, 2008

Before I start today’s post, I would like to confess. 
I wasn’t aware last friday was the 13th. 
Yes, yes. Go on laughing. 
Well, I never knew till Sunday. 

16th of June, Monday 

Monday, was always the best day, ever!  
After recess, it will be Computer then Geography then BM (We would have to continue class, but today, teacher was absent!) then English then Amali. 
Excluding BM, we will be having five periods, which is Four hours& 20 minutes. 
As usual, I’ll gossip. 
Bad, I know. 

But Rebecca took You,Maybe. 
Which I planned to read. 
Thank God Phoebe’s novels& Girl Guides things made time passed faster. 
Carmen had to finish her maths& English. 
Rebecca wanted to finish the book. 
Well, we did gossip a lil. 
But that wasn’t enough. 
Did a lil talk with E-Jen& Weng Yean. 
Yes, we all hate her. 
Had to stay back for Guides, chatted with Rebecca, Carmen, Sharon ( Bec’s sister )& Vanessa (Sharon’s friend ). 
Had a really nice chat with them. 
Fish-mouth! 
Carmen told us some news. 
Quick shocking, though. 
Around 2.30, our group gathered around. 
First there were ten of us. 
One of the transferred school. 
Left nine. 
One was absent, left eight. 
Two didn’t want to cooperate, so six. 
The other went missing. 
So it was only me, Carmen, Divya, Thiru& Yin Yin. 
Thanks for coming for the meeting. 
And also, listened my craps. 
HAHA. 
Zahara& Vivian came to help. 
They sang. 
HAHA. 
Actually, nothing special happened. 
Just something, Regina might be pleasant to hear this. 
I FINISHED CHAPTER FOUR! 

PLD,
BERN
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Sunday, June 15, 2008

I still love you.

Have you ever been in love? 

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? 

Have you ever gone through what I had? 

I always thought Edward was my soul mate. 

Maybe he was. 

 

Once I met him, everything happened so quickly. 

Till I didn’t realized I was doing. 

My parents didn’t agreed on Edward. 

But they just couldn’t stop me. 

I was in love. 

Deeply in love. 

I almost got fired from my boring job. 

I nearly choose to quit University. 

I was a complete fool. 

 

After the fight I had with my parents, I choose to move into Edward’s. 

Soon, I realized his laziness. 

The one thing I couldn’t understand and forgive was. 

He cuts himself when he couldn’t handle the problems he was having. 

I began to think, which was the real him? 

The one who was smart& funny. 

Or the lazy and miserable? 

 

After having a talk with his mother. 

I found out his secrets. 

He had a sister, a step-sister. 

He started cutting himself since he was seven. 

He also had a girlfriend, but she left him. 

Since then, I knew he had more I hadn’t knew. 

He told me he was the only child, but who was Sally? 

He said he would stop, but then, why is he in the hospital? 

He confessed I was the only one he loved. 

Did he told Lucy the same thing? 

 

Suddenly, I wasn’t sure with Edward. 

Was he the one I wanted? 

Or he only acted out what I wanted. 

 

I wasn’t easy to leave him. 

His pitiful face. 

His beautiful eyes. 

That day, he dressed up well. 

Just like the first time I met him. 

It made my heart beat turn fast, like the past. 

Remember why you’re hear for, I reminded myself. 

Tears behind my eyes fighting to escape. 

I held on to it. 

The choices were to stay or leave. 

Nothing else. 

I choose to leave. 

I wasn’t sure whether I could help me, or I will make it worst. 

The hardest part was to tell him, I don’t love him anymore. 

 

For the past few months, I tried to forget everything about him. 

But nearly everything around me reminds me of him. 

Like what I heard, Once a lover has imprinted himself on your mind, it is impossible to wipe him clean. 

After seeing a couple of guys, and some other serious relationships. 

Edward was right, no one will ever love me the way he did. 

I will not be able to forget Edward. 

Because he imprinted himself on my mind, which is impossible to wipe him. 

 

Forgive me, Edward. 

Forgive me whatever I had done. 

I still love you. 





P/S: It’s just a name. 


PLD,

BERN


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Saturday, June 14, 2008

Bernice isn’t gay.

Just to inform everyone.
I’m not gay.
Fucking not gay.
Who said so?
Yes, people.
Fucking Idiots!
Do I look like a lesbian to you?
Excuse me, I like guys!
Apparently, I still like C.
Just because I have more female friends, doesn’t mean I like girls.
So listen up, Mr. Danny.
I’M FUCKING NOT GAY.
So just shut up, alright.
I don’t know what the fuck made you think that I’m fucking gay.

P/S: I don’t mean o be rude, sorry Mr. Danny. If you get offended or anything. Just to remind you, I’m not gay.

PLD,
BERN.
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BULLSHIT

PLD is planning her plans.
Evil grin on her face.
Something is up.
BEWARE.
She will haunt you.

Back to her point of story.
Before that, let PLD ask you a question.
Will you invite a friend who you always hang out to your party?
Her friend didn’t.
Instead, her friend invited her sister.

This isn’t a big deal.
But this mafde PLD realize.
She wasn’t just a friend to them.
She was a friend who could give them benefits.
Even PLD don’t know her self, but she’s very sure, she was the benefit giver.
Friends with benefits, they weren’t.
PLD never thought of getting any benefits.
She had almost everything she wanted.
Except for him.
But everything, excluding MONEY.
She’ve got all that.
At least, she’ve got something they don’t.
A non-thinking of benefit heart.
What will PLD get from them?
Nothing.
Wait, there’s something.
A point of not being invited.
Yes.

Actually, PLD doesn’t really care about the invitation.
She just wanted a post.

PLD,
BERN

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